“You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re
right! I never would’ve thought of that!” —Dave Barry (author)

“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying
down.” —Robert Benchley (humorist and actor)

“Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end.” —June Carter Cash

“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.”
—Johnny Depp

“When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it’s
hard to feel sad.” ―Kristan Higgins

“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.” —Franklin P. Jones

“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”
—Ann Landers

“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”
—Christopher Morley

“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give
him only two of them.” —Phil Pastoret

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
—Will Rogers

“My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost
$21.00 in dog money.” —Joe Weinstein (comedian)

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” —Josh Billings

"Dogs love you unconditionally, they're always there for you, and they always have
a smile on their face." —Dennis Quaid (quote from the Ellen DeGeneres show)
Dog Quotes
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